JOHN: what the hell man? what was that back there? just because there’s two of you doesn’t mean you’re any less significant! you’re as much as my friend as he is, no matter how much of a douchebag you are.
JOHN: i can’t believe you even tried to leave me hanging… without even a HUG! horseshit!
JOHN:… you can just fly your ass right back down here buddy ‘cause you ain’t going anywhere.
oh no. one of my OTP’s has leaked out. anyways i thought that was a pretty stupid goodbye and the feels just-bsdjkan. so i did this. mostly for me. cuz i hate goodbyes. so much.
i hate you golden ship.
(Source: the-john-crocker, via kn1ghtofv0id)